Tuesday January 16, 2001
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness
Bureaucracy Bountiful

Transcript

Narrator:We return you to your scheduled plummet, currently in progress...
Schlock:falling... gotta spread myself thinner...
Schlock:splay, baby, splay... I am a wing...
Schlock:I am a kite....
Schlock:I am a wafting tissue...
SFX:Plummet
SFX:waft
SFX:THWUPP
Schlock:Correction: I'm now a wafting tissue wrapped around a big, armored booger.
Brad:That's not funny.