Wednesday January 17, 2001
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness
Bureaucracy Bountiful

Transcript

Narrator:6000-meter plummet in progress...
Schlock:Brad, I've gotta let go of you.
Brad:AAIIE! WHY!?
Schlock:Because I need to save Massey, and I can't do it wrapped around you. Besides, that power armor should protect you when you hit.
Schlock:*closes eyes* -grunt-
SFX:PLORK
Brad:I hope that didn't look half as disgusting as it felt.
Schlock:Now you know why I had my eyes closed.