Friday January 19, 2001
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness
Bureaucracy Bountiful

Transcript

Massey:Well, Massy... This is it. A splatteringly spectacular end to a short, unadventurous life.
Massey:The ground will come up and greet me, and it will all be over instantly. Painlessly. I might as well enjoy the view for the next few minutes...
Narrator:Meanwhile, below...
Schlock:So THAT'S what that switch is for...
SFX:FLIP
Schlock:Yeeeee-HAH!
SFX:THOOOOM
SFX:GLULHP
Massey:It's dark in here.
Schlock:Quit wiggling, or it'll be dark and wet.