Monday May 21, 2001
Tagon:Attention hostile party! Your ships are neutralized. It's time for you to surrender the wormgate
Nejjat Terrorist Lea:Never! If you try to board the wormgate, we'll blow it up...
Tagon:And kill yourselves? Wouldn't you rather spend some quality time negotiating first?
Nejjat Terrorist Lea:We won't accept anything less than a full surrender from you!
Tagon:Oh, Of course not. And that point alone will give us hours and hours of impassioned deliberation.
Nejjat Terrorist Lea:Hmmm... Now that you've put it that way... Let the negotiations begin.
Nejjat Terrorist Lea:Those fools. That should give us all the time we need.
Tagon:Those fools. That should give us all the time we need.
Narrator:Somebody got fooled here. I don't know who.
Nejjat Terrorist Tro:
Footnote:Bandoliers: I don't know what that terrorist leader is carrying in his bandolier, since most weapon technology employed by the Nejjat (yes, he's a Nejjat native) does not require bulky reloading stores. It's possible that the little cylinders have chewing gum in them. Still, as the leader of a band of terrorists, he's required to wear a bandolier so we can tell who he is. And maybe having chewing gum to spare is a status symbol among Nejjat terrorists cells. It certainly beats smoking--that'll kill ya.