Tuesday September 24, 2002
Book 2: The Teraport Wars — Petey Promoted


Schlock: Hey, Elf! Check out the barrel on this baby!Petey gave me this giant glue pump for non-lethal takedowns.
Elf: Yeah, He issued immobilizer augh-fifties to those of us with smaller hands.
Schlock: Its tiny. Jealous?
Elf: No. Have you seen what he retrofitted my minitank with?
Schlock: Petey! I can make my hands bigger if I need to.