Tuesday May 6, 2003
Book 3: Under New Management — Part II: Tonight's Top Story


Nick: Hi Doc. Um... I got shot in the chest back in dat las' fight.
Bunni: Why didn't you say something sooner? Did it breach your armor?
Nick: Um... No.
Bunni: I see... Did it leave a mark?
Nick: Um... No.
Bunni: But you want to take off your shirt and show me your chest, just in case?
Nick: I gotta warn my fambly! She said she's gonna kick the jeweler.
Schlock: I bet the family jeweler will be safe if you quit coming on to the doctor.