Tuesday April 27, 2004
Book 5: The Scrapyard of Insufferable Arrogance
Part II: A Hand of Acey's (CSI Parody)


Ozvegan Copper:That Evvi-bot is a miracle of modern science, Griz.
Ozvegan Copper:Holographic imaging, multi-band spectroscopy, five nines of non-destructive observation, and at the end of five minutes it can hand you a verdict.
Evvi-bot:Attempted suicide!
Ozvegan Griz:It's a waste of metal, and the only reason I let it run is so i can laugh at it's mistakes.
Sign:cr- o- -if you can read this, you're on the-
Evvi-bot:Oh, wait. . . The victim is dead. Lemme think about this one.