Tuesday April 27, 2004
Book 5: The Scrapyard of Insufferable Arrogance — Part II: A Hand of Acey's (CSI Parody)


Ozvegan Copper: That Evvi-bot is a miracle of modern science, Griz.
Ozvegan Copper: Holographic imaging, multi-band spectroscopy, five nines of non-destructive observation, and at the end of five minutes it can hand you a verdict.
Evvi-bot: Attempted suicide!
Ozvegan Griz: It's a waste of metal, and the only reason I let it run is so i can laugh at it's mistakes.
Sign: cr- o- -if you can read this, you're on the-
Evvi-bot: Oh, wait. . . The victim is dead. Lemme think about this one.