Thursday April 29, 2004
Book 5: The Scrapyard of Insufferable Arrogance — Part II: A Hand of Acey's (CSI Parody)


Ozvegan Ryk: Okay, Griz. The deceased is on his way to the coroner.
Ozvegan Griz: Did you notice how his arm was burnt off above the elbow, but the hand was cut?
Ozvegan Ryk: Wait. . . Hand?
Ozvegan Griz: You didn't see it? It's right over there, in the puddle.
Sign: -ve along, peo-
Ozvegan Ryk: I had a red smoothie for breakfast.
Ozvegan Griz: I tell you what, I'll drive myself back while you go re-park your Buick.