Thursday April 29, 2004
Book 5: The Scrapyard of Insufferable Arrogance
Part II: A Hand of Acey's (CSI Parody)


Ozvegan Ryk:Okay, Griz. The deceased is on his way to the coroner.
Ozvegan Griz:Did you notice how his arm was burnt off above the elbow, but the hand was cut?
Ozvegan Ryk:Wait. . . Hand?
Ozvegan Griz:You didn't see it? It's right over there, in the puddle.
Sign:-ve along, peo-
Ozvegan Ryk:I had a red smoothie for breakfast.
Ozvegan Griz:I tell you what, I'll drive myself back while you go re-park your Buick.