Monday May 3, 2004
Book 5: The Scrapyard of Insufferable Arrogance
Part II: A Hand of Acey's (CSI Parody)


Ozvegan Griz:We found organic ash in your system, Sergeant. It appears to have been irradiated, perhaps with a stream of high-energy protons.

How do you suppose that ash got there?

Schlock:Hmmm. . . could be I eat my enemies after I roast 'em with he plasgun.
Ozvegan Griz:Are you confessing to other murders, Sergeant?
Schlock:I'm just saying I like stuff really well done.