Tuesday May 4, 2004
Book 5: The Scrapyard of Insufferable Arrogance — Part II: A Hand of Acey's (CSI Parody)


Schlock: I want a lawyer.
Ozvegan Griz: No problem. We've got a couple of drones on retainer for public defense.
Attorney Drone 1: Hi, I'll be your--AIIIEEE!
Schlock: Perfect!
Ozvegan Griz: Forget Evidence! I just witnessed you killing someone!
Schlock: Thank you. May I have another?