Tuesday May 4, 2004
Book 5: The Scrapyard of Insufferable Arrogance
Part II: A Hand of Acey's (CSI Parody)


Schlock:I want a lawyer.
Ozvegan Griz:No problem. We've got a couple of drones on retainer for public defense.
Attorney Drone 1:Hi, I'll be your--AIIIEEE!
Ozvegan Griz:Forget Evidence! I just witnessed you killing someone!
Schlock:Thank you. May I have another?