Friday May 7, 2004
Book 5: The Scrapyard of Insufferable Arrogance — Part II: A Hand of Acey's (CSI Parody)


Massey: Are we done in here? You've got nothing on my client.
Ozvegan Griz: Nothing? Maybe. But the nothing we've got ties him to the murder weapon, as well as to any number of missing persons cases.
Schlock: They weren't missing.
Ozvegan Griz: What do you mean?
Schlock: Mostly they were shooting back and doing a fair job of it.
Ozvegan Griz: Oh, you think that just because you're a soldier you're allowed to kill people?
Massey: Well, it does make the work go faster.