Tuesday May 18, 2004
Book 5: The Scrapyard of Insufferable Arrogance — Part II: A Hand of Acey's (CSI Parody)


Ozvegan Griz: Ryk, what do you make of these fire patterns?
Ozvegan Ryk: Compare them to the splatter. The vic' lost his hand over here under the fallen cabinet.
Ozvegan Griz: Which is exactly where the weapon was fired... But the vic was in the middle of the room, then.
Ozvegan Ryk: So he fights over here and loses his hand, then staggers to the middle of the room and gets shot.
Ozvegan Ryk: Griz, there's nothing here to clear the suspect. The killing was a little messy for a pro, but he looks like a messy guy.
Ozvegan Griz: You're right. He's messy. There should be traces of him here where the shots were fired.
Ozvegan Ryk: Huh. Leaving bits of yourself wherever you go probably isn't a bad alibi.