Tuesday May 25, 2004
Book 5: The Scrapyard of Insufferable Arrogance
Part II: A Hand of Acey's (CSI Parody)


Ozvegan Copper:Those account traces came back. We had to issue warrants, but we got the information.
Ozvegan Copper:Acey Nubs' burnt lower-left hand was used to authorize a single action sixty-two minutes after time-of-death.
Ozvegan Copper:He granted power-of-attorney to an A.I. which then shunted all of his wealth through a series of launderings. We lost the trail, and ... Why are you rooting through the dumpster.
Ozvegan Griz:No case is complete without a good dumpster-dive.
Ozvegan Copper:Griz, this is our dumpster.
Ozvegan Griz:I found some cool bugs.