Sunday July 4, 2004


Book 5: The Scrapyard of Insufferable Arrogance
Part III: Handle With Care

Transcript

Narrator:Aboard the mercenary warship Serial Peacemaker
Schlock:Hey, there's a kitten crawling out of your gear, Pronto.

Did you accidentally bring me back a snack from the pet-shop?

Pronto:No, I stole that on purpose.
Schlock:Even better. You're so thoughtful.
Pronto:It's not for eating. I'm going to raise it.
Legs:Ooh, let's have a naming contest!
Legs:Garfield!
Ennesby:Pixel!
Entire Crew:Bill!
Schlock:Bucky!
Entire Crew:Catbert!
Ennesby:Mr. Bigglesworth!
Entire Crew:Sebastian!
Legs:Piro!
Legs:Scratch Fury!
Entire Crew:Percival!
Schlock:Spot!
Entire Crew:Chester!
Pronto:It's my kitten, and I've already named him Norwest.
Ennesby:You're naming your cat after a pre-historic sniper?
Pronto:Why not?
Pronto:Cats are lone hunters, they've got great natural eyesight and an innate patience that allows them to wait until the right moment to strike.
Pronto:They're perfect candidates for sniper training.
Schlock:Except for the part where they've got no fingers.
Pronto:I'm kidding of course.
TRBoE:
Pronto:Okay, with your paw right in there, focus on the target, and pay attention to your breathing.
Andy:
Nick: