Thursday October 20, 2005
Book 7: Emperor Pius Dei
Part II: Schlocktoberfest 2005


Narrator:Down at the docks. . .
Jo:Cap'n Hartung, we've got a live one.
Captain Hartung:Well, reel 'im on in.
Der Trihs:Captain Hartung, is your boat available for hire?
Captain Hartung:Depends. She's a fishing boat. You gotta pay what the fish'd be worth.
Der Trihs:So. . . How is the fishing these days, Skipper?
Captain Hartung:Fan-Fishing-tastic. Nothin' but prime bluefin, here to the far coast.
Der Trihs:That must be why you're moping around here at the dock, instead of blowing your profits on grog and winch wenches.
Captain Hartung:I thought you said he was a live one!