Friday November 4, 2005
Book 7: Emperor Pius Dei — Part II: Schlocktoberfest 2005


Mad Scientist: These magnificent animals have just as much a right to live as you or I do, Detective. To deny them life would be unethical.
Detective Dannovo: No, these sharks were just genome files until you came along. They weren't alive. They were information, not animals.
Mad Scientist: AND INFORMATION WANTS TO BE FREE! Freedom is the ultimate aim of all things! Freedom, and the Great Democracy of Unfettered Choice!
Detective Dannovo: Are you saying you want the animals to be able to vote?
Mad Scientist: Okay, that's just ridiculous.