Friday February 24, 2006
Attorney:Hello, Ms Foxworthy?
Elf:Lieutenant Foxworthy... My friends call me Elf.
Attorney:Indeed. I represent a women's organization that has been collecting money to put Glamour Assault off the air.
Attorney:We have offered to buy the program from the network, but HTRN cites an outrageous price, and of course refuses to curtail their "street assaults."
Attorney:Within two hours of "your" episode, we were swamped with donations, doubling the size of our war chest.
Attorney:We're still far short of the asking price for the program, but it occurred to us that the term "war chest" itself suggested an alternative strategy.
Elf:Lots of big words. If you want to pay me to kill Glamour Assault, the answer is "yes."