Friday March 3, 2006
Narrator:Job interview in progress.
Interviewer:Mister Ebbirnoth, what was your last job, and why did you leave?
Sgt. Ebbirnoth:It's right there on the app. I was a line manager in a private security and armed response provider.
Interviewer:I read that, yes. But what exactly is "security and armed response?"
Sgt. Ebbirnoth:Weeks of boredom punctuated with short periods of terror, blood, and chaos.
Interviewer:And why did you leave?