Wednesday April 11, 2007
Pirate Tanker Lieutenant:Commodore, the humans have some sort of shape-shifting creature with them.
Commodore Shufgar:Greenish? Looks like a shambling dung-heap with tentacles?
Pirate Tanker Lieutenant:Yes sir, how did you know?
Commodore Shufgar:Research. It's a carbosilicate amorph, and it is extremely dangerous. Vaporize it.
Pirate Tanker Lieutenant:It's been taken care of. One of the tanks smashed it, and we scraped the goo into a bag so you could have a look.
Commodore Shufgar:That had better be one strong bag, Lieutenant.
Schlock:You guys are so lucky this is one strong bag.