Tuesday September 16, 2008
Book 10: The Longshoreman of the Apocalypse — Part II: Enter the Longshoreman


Schlock: Come on. We need to go talk to Massey and find out what that was.
Ebbirnoth: What what was? I didn't see it, remember?
Schlock: Looked like a nuke going off on Credomar's hull. Big flash, plasma shockwave, the works.
Schlock: I hope it wasn't something we did. Massey chewed me out for pocking a few buildings. That blast will earn chewing, swallowing, and then pooping out.
Ebbirnoth: I need to check with the Captain and see if my Lieutenant's tabs allow me to revoke metaphor privileges from a Sergeant.
Schlock: They don't. And even if they do, they don't.