Saturday September 27, 2008
Book 10: The Longshoreman of the Apocalypse — Part II: Enter the Longshoreman
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Thurl: Good morning, Massey. Rough night? Just smile! You'll feel better about everything.
Thurl: So, what's on the docket, today, Counsel?
Massey: Shhh. . . I'm trying to kill you with my eyes.