Saturday January 23, 2010
Book 11: Massively Parallel — Part IV: Mallcop Command

Transcript

SHODAN: There are those who, upon seeing an unaccompanied woman in evening dress, might believe her to be a... professional escort between clients.

But not me!  Probably only a small and stupid percentage of those you may encounter in Mall-One.

SHODAN: Now, I'm sure you could clear up any misunderstandings, but attention might still be drawn to you... and by extension, to us.

BUNNIGUS: Well done, Shodan.  Though I disagree with you, you did dance through that gender-biased minefield with your honor intact.

CAPTAIN TAGON: Hmmm...  I don't think it's a good idea for you to go under cover as a street-pro, Doctor.

SHODAN: *shouting* FIRE IN THE HOLE!