Sunday May 14, 2017
Book 17: A Little Immortality — Part III

Transcript

NARRATOR: Object 4118-6...

ULAQUE: How are our new tenants?

DORAGNE: Evvin still has them in orientation.

ULAQUE: Evvin? Please tell me zhe's not doing that thing where the mountain-god thunders at the primitives.

DORAGNE: Technically, no. Zhe found a new twist, involving a mountain-sized tree.

ULAQUE: Excuse me.

I need to devote a full slice to this.

ULAQUE: HELLO, EVERYONE.

I'm afraid I need to do a bit of landscaping.

EVVY: Uh-oh.

VFX: BONSAI!

ULAQUE: I'll be handling each of your orientations individually, and in a manner I hope you will find less threatening.

EVVY: May I be excused?

VFX: BLOSSOM

ULAQUE: What you may be is quiet.

PUTZHO: This isn't any less threatening, but I'm okay with it.