Anime Banzai -- This Is Not A Convention Report

I was spotted at Anime Banzai in Salt Lake City last night. But I'm not there, really. I'm not doing sketches, I'm not doing panels, I don't have a table, I'm not selling books or pins, and you're not getting a convention report. (Oooh, they're running the "make and take" cat ears panel TWICE. Squeee!)