No, I'm sorry. This is not an announcement that pre-orders for Schlock Mercenary: The Tub of Happiness are now open. That announcement will have more exclamation points, and an image. This is an announcement that we've finally fixed the "Buy Schlock Stuff" link, so that it takes you to store.schlockmercenary.com, where you can buy the books. Shop early, shop often, shop till you drop, shop-shop-a-loo-bop, a shop-bam-boom.