January 01, 2004

Happy New Year!
entry,

Happy New Year everybody!

I spent all day trying to come up with a celebratory letter of some sort, but nothing came out. It was like a case of writer's block, only instead of staring at the page and getting nothing I was going through the motions of writing and getting nothing.

Writer's dry-heaves... that's what it was.

This year I resolve to have more writer's vomit, and less writer's dry-heaves.

I guess this means that I'll be vomiting on you.

(Statements like that are a sure sign of catastrophic metaphor failure. Time to stop.)

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