There may not be actual kicking, or an actual ass, but by the very loosest definitions of all the words in that sentence (and a pretty tight definition of "I will draw a picture") that's what you'll get.
As of this writing we are less than $5,000 away from that mark. Which means, really, I shouldn't say "if," I should say "when."
This in turn means that I'm going to be drawing this sometime tomorrow, or maybe Sunday. If I can find a charitable videographer, the process will be recorded, and then maybe time-lapsed and overlaid with commentary, because that would be extra-double-plus-awesome.
UPDATE, Jan 12, 10am: Volunteer Videographer unlocked! The time-lapse project will happen Sunday at 5pm, and air sometime early next week, assuming you fine folks can unlock ME.
UPDATE, JAN 12, 12:45pm: Drawing has been unlocked! I was already planning on it, but now it's official.