With the airing of the June 12th, 2009 installment of Schlock Mercenary I celebrate three things: 1) Nine full years of Schlock online. 2) The beginning of the tenth year of Schlock online. 3) The recycling of a nine-year-old punchline. Under the current conditions, that's the very oldest of my punchlines I can re-use. It's been a great nine years. Here's to nine more, only I want them to be even better.