Quick post: this morning I discovered that our washing machine slit its own throat and bled water past the drain (covered with socks -- whoops!), under the wall, and under the laminate flooring in my office. So my buddy RJ tore up a piece of laminate so we can put shims under the floor and air it out. Once the shims are in, however, I can't sit at my PC, because my chair will damage the remaining floor. So... expect tweets from me via the iPhone, but nothing in the way of blogging.
Note: RJ's leg has been provided for scale. Also, SEXY.