By Sandra Tayler As of this moment all of the store orders are in the hands of the US Postal service. They claim they'll get your Priority Mail packages to you by Dec 24th. Local weather is attempting to defy the Postal Service's intent by dumping snow sufficient to reduce visibility to about one block. Hopefully they really mean that bit about "snow or sleet or dark of night." Orders placed after this will not arrive by Christmas, but they'll still contain a full measure of Schlocky goodness.