Transcript for Saturday, March 3, 2001
DoytHaban: [doyt] Stand back and nobody gets hurt!
Schlock: What the-?
Nick: Hey... It just goes clicky...
DoytHaban: [doyt] Hah! Your weapons have been disabled.
Reverend: Unhand her!
SFX: [sword being drawn] Ka-snikt
SFX: [sword getting bent] Bendoink
Reverend: Oh, psalms.
SFX: Pzot
Schlock: What are you saying rev?
Reverend: Owww! Epistle epistle epistle!
Narrator: I think it's profanity.