DoytHaban: (haban) You may want to sit down for this captain. It's a long story.
Haban II: It starts with the conspiracy of an elder race, and proceeds through the silent enslavement of an entire galaxy.
Tagon: How does it end?
Haban II: Probably with the first pan-galactic war, and the destruction of every wormgate, every starship, and every advanced civilization in the galaxy.
Tagon: It sounds like one of those ancient greek things, like 'hamlet' or 'a.i.'
Haban II: I don't think I'm up to this.