Tagon: Who... no, what are you?
DevilTagon: I'm your shoulder devil. I'm a metaphor for the temptations and enticements that might prevent you from following your conscience down the path of righteousness.
DevilTagon: I think that right now you should go public with the evidence you have, generate as much ire among galactic citizens as possible, and then find a right, vengeful patron to sponsor you generously as you wage a bloody war on the gatekeepers.
Tagon: Why do you wear red and have horns? I mean, if you're this easy to recognize, i'll choose to follow my conscience every time.
DevilTagon: Well hellfire and blamnation... That's what i've been doing wrong. Thanks!