Random Kid 1: You saved us! Whiney the Poo saved us!
Schlock: I'm not 'Whiney the Poo.' I'm 'Sergeant Schlock.'
Random Kid 1: Oh. Do you have your own tv show? Random Kid 2: What about lunchboxes an' action figures?
Schlock: I don't know what you're talking about.
Fez Bejo: Merchandising, my heroic friend. Come on up to my office and i'll tell you more about it.