Legs: I'm spending the afternoon sitting in an alley behind a hospital. This community service gig sucks.
Andy: I hope the rest of the squad is having fun.
Schlock: I dunno about you guys, but if I have to be bored, I'd prefer to be back on the ship.
Old Lady: Heeeelp! He's got my purse!
Schlock: Yeee-HAH!
Andy: Stand back, citizens! Random act of kindness, coming through!