Tagon: Kevyn, the Reverend needs a robot to play uplift ambassador for the natives.
Reverend: I've got a list of requirements right here.
Kevyn: "Fendorian uplift protocols." That's some ambitious social engineering, Reverend.
Reverend: Can you do it?
Kevyn: I'll have to scrounge through some of our repair kits, but I don't see a prob. . . Oh. Wait.
Kevyn: It says here that this thing has to work consistently for 500 years.
Tagon: Is that a problem?
Kevyn: I dunno. Is it going to start a holy war when its warranty runs out in the middle of the local Renaissance?