chupaqueso repairman: Sure, I can fix it, but it'll cost you. No way am I going to try to write this up under warranty.
Kevyn: Hmmm... Do you know how profitable that particular vending machine is to your company?
chupaqueso repairman: Oh yeah, she was a real money-maker, sold a lot of chupaquesos, according to this.
Kevyn: Indeed... to a very small group of very large, violent people.
Brad: I'm hungry. Is it fixed yet?
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