Elf: Unnnh... green.
Elf: Where am I?
Elf: Contrast... green grass and blue sky?
Elf: And a tree?
Elf: Not a tree. A boot.
Elf: Good. Someone's standing here waiting for me to come to.
Elf: Someone with only one leg?
Elf: This is bad. Someone's been hurt.
Elf: Hey, that looks like my b... Uh-oh.
Elf: Walking back to base is going to seriously suck.