Elf: Get up, Elf. That's your foot over there. You need to start counting bits and see what else is missing.
Elf: One, two. Two feet missing. One of them standing up over there.
Elf: Although I guess if it's over there where I can see it, it's not really missing.
Elf: Ha ha ha! Hey, you! As long as you're standing up, would you mind looking around for my other foot?
Elf: Ok, laughter may be good medicine, but it's not gonna get me any taller just yet.