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		<title>Schlock Mercenary</title>
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		<description>Schlock Mercenary</description>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2026 11:30:24 -0600</pubDate>
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	<title>We All Have Rawwrs Together</title>
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	<dc:creator>Howard Tayler</dc:creator>
	<pubDate>Fri, 20 Feb 2026 13:41:26 -0700</pubDate>
	<description><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m working on the bonus story, &#8220;Refulgence of Refuge,&#8221; and the final panel has to do quite a bit of heavy lifting. If you&#8217;re familiar with book 19 then you know (spoiler alert) that a civilization of feathered raptor-oids among Earth&#8217;s dinosaurs was rescued by an advanced civilization. &#8220;Refulgence of Refuge&#8221; gives us the details of this rescue, and because of the title, which literally means &#8220;shininess of the safe place,&#8221; I need to make the some panels, especially the last one, live up to the word &#8220;refulgent.&#8221;</p> <p>Back when the only version of THE LION KING was the original animated feature Sandra and I came up with a term to describe certain kinds of triumphant endings: &#8220;we all have rawwrs together.&#8221; And of course the JURASSIC PARK franchise features several iconic closing scenes in which a dinosaur (the t. rex, usually) goes &#8220;rawwr&#8221; with a cool backdrop. </p> <p>So, the closing panel needed some shiny and some roaring. I&#8217;m not revealing the entire thing here, but I&#8217;m happy to share the &#8220;rawwr&#8221; part of the panel. </p> <figure class="wp-block-image size-full"><img fetchpriority="high" decoding="async" width="1000" height="567" src="https://howardtayler.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/02/RoR-Raaawr-BLOG.png" alt="A feathered t. rex has a feathered raptor-oid on its back. They are both roaring at the sky, which is completely full of a barred spiral galaxy." class="wp-image-8036" sizes="(max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px" /></figure> <p>How close am I to being finished? In lieu of a progress bar, here&#8217;s a spreadsheet full of tick-boxes.</p> <figure class="wp-block-image size-large"><img decoding="async" width="1024" height="376" src="https://howardtayler.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/02/image-1024x376.png" alt="A spreadsheet of check-boxes for managing the bonus story project. Column labels include Roughs, Pencils, Inks, Flats, and more. Rows are mostly page numbers (1 to 13). The columns for Roughs and Pencils are completely checked off. Inks and Flats are just 2 pages short of being done. Backgrounds and Paints are less than half done." class="wp-image-8037" sizes="(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px" /></figure> <p>My goal is to finish everything during the first week of March, and then race through the various editorial, commentary, and marginalia tasks for Book 19 in time to send it to the printer at the end of March.</p>]]></description>
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	<title>Progress Report: the Impact Panel</title>
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	<dc:creator>Howard Tayler</dc:creator>
	<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jan 2026 09:07:41 -0700</pubDate>
	<description><![CDATA[<p>This took longer than I wanted it to.</p> <div class="wp-block-image"> <figure class="aligncenter size-large"><img decoding="async" width="1024" height="566" src="https://howardtayler.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/01/image-1-1024x566.png" alt="A comics-style illustration of the dinosaur-killing impact event, as seen from orbit. " class="wp-image-8028" sizes="(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px" /></figure> </div> <p>It&#8217;s for just one panel in the Book 19 bonus story, but it&#8217;s an important panel, and it needs to look good. In the amount of time I spent noodling on this? 2018&#8217;s version of me could have written and illustrated two weeks of comics. <br><br>I do, however, take comfort knowing that 2018&#8217;s version of me, while quite good at his job, could not have done this panel without focused practice and enough time to become 2019&#8217;s version of me.</p> <p>Much of the time I spent working on this piece went into research. I had questions: What was the angle of the impactor? How large was it? What are the physics of the impact? I looked at lots of art from science communications (sci-comm) folks, and tried to reconcile their many different approaches with the theories about the event, and (of course) with the picture *I* wanted to draw.</p> <p>Yes, it was time-consuming, but I learned some new things, and I learned how to DO some new things, and right now I&#8217;m pretty pleased with the results.</p>]]></description>
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	<title>Hello, 2026, Let’s Look Back at 2025</title>
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	<dc:creator>Howard Tayler</dc:creator>
	<pubDate>Sat, 03 Jan 2026 11:54:39 -0700</pubDate>
	<description><![CDATA[<p>I spent much of 2025 the way I spent 2023 and 2024: bulldozing speedbumps.</p> <p>It&#8217;s a metaphor I&#8217;ve deployed before. It means &#8220;identify things that create extra work, or stress, or pain, and remove them.&#8221; The full metaphor goes something like this:</p> <p>Before Long Covid¹, I was like a fast vehicle with a very robust suspension. Speedbumps, rough road, and even obstacles were things I hit at full speed, powering over them or through them. Sure, I tried to work smarter, but working HARDER was always an option. </p> <p>Now, however, I&#8217;m disabled. I&#8217;m more like a late 1960&#8217;s station wagon with the original shock absorbers. Also, the back of the vehicle is full of boxes of glassware, none of which has been packed with proper padding. When I see a speedbump, I don&#8217;t just slow down. I stop.</p> <p>I get out of the vehicle, measure the speedbump, then bring in a bulldozer to scrape it off my road. While the heavy equipment is out I check for potholes, and take care to repair all the pavement in sight. </p> <p>This slows me down a lot, but it also prevents me from crashing, and the word &#8220;crashing&#8221; nicely links the metaphor to the lived experience. PEMS (Post Exertion Malaise Syndrome) is part of my life now. If I push too hard, I crash. I get weak, everything hurts, my mental state degrades, and if it&#8217;s a bad enough crash I will actually run a fever and end up in bed.</p> <p>So&#8230; by 2023 I had internalized this process. I built systems to make my life easier. Very shortly into this process I decided to build systems to make building the systems easier, and that shaped 2023, 2024, and 2025. I designed, built, and refined the Technocane (I taught my cane to carry my phone so my phone would teach me to carry my cane) and the Gravistation (a zero-gravity recliner surrounded by every last tool I need to write and illustrate)².</p> <p>2025 felt like mostly smooth road, but from that easy-riding perspective I was now able to see the roads I&#8217;d been avoiding. I decided to tackle some of those. There were some refinements to the Technocane and the Gravistation, but most of my effort went into the kitchen. </p> <div class="wp-block-image"> <figure class="aligncenter size-large"><img loading="lazy" decoding="async" width="1024" height="768" src="https://howardtayler.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/01/BLOG-Kitchen-1024x768.jpg" alt="One corner of a very well-organized kitchen. Pots and pans hang on rails over the sink, and cooking utensils hang next to the stove. The cabinet faces are decorated with floral appliques, and colorful glassware is displayed on top." class="wp-image-8020" sizes="auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px" /><figcaption class="wp-element-caption">The upgraded kitchen, as of January 2026. </figcaption></figure> </div> <p>There were two reasons for this: first, Sandra has some new nutritional requirements³ and I needed to up my cooking game to address those. Second, I like to cook, so I should to make that process as speedbump-free as possible. That way I can cook and still have the energy to do other things later in the day.</p> <div class="wp-block-image"> <figure class="aligncenter size-full"><img loading="lazy" decoding="async" width="1024" height="585" src="https://howardtayler.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/01/BLOG-spices.jpg" alt="Another corner of the kitchen. A spice rack is magnetically mounted to the side of the refrigerator, with 28 uniformly labeled spice bottles. A drop-shelf is partially lowered from its position beneath the shelf supporting the microwave. The drop-shelf is for knives, all magnetically-docked where they can be hidden and secured from youngsters." class="wp-image-8021" sizes="auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px" /><figcaption class="wp-element-caption">The spice rack, the drop-shelf for the knives, and other easy-to-reach, often-used things.</figcaption></figure> </div> <p>At Gen Con Indy we learned I can work a covention booth without being reclined the entire time, provided I have a comfortable kneeling chair. I did need to work on my posture and my core strength a bit, so in September we decided to rebuild my craft station (unused for almost five years) so that I could train for conventions while painting miniatures.</p> <div class="wp-block-image"> <figure class="aligncenter size-full"><img loading="lazy" decoding="async" width="1024" height="768" src="https://howardtayler.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/01/BLOG-KneelingCrafts.jpg" alt="A well-lit crafting station with paints on racks on the wall, freeing up table space for the wet palette, water jars, and more. The table is bracketed by a pair of glass display cabinets full of tabletop miniatures. A kneeling chair sits in front." class="wp-image-8022" sizes="auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px" /><figcaption class="wp-element-caption">The crafting station, totally cluttered, with the kneeling chair in front of it tempting me to go paint instead of finishing this blog post.</figcaption></figure> </div> <p>This was a huge success. I painted around 140 minis from September through the end of the year, and now I&#8217;m quite comfortable working from a kneeling chair.</p> <p>Working&#8230; let&#8217;s talk about that. After all, if you&#8217;re reading this it&#8217;s probably because you&#8217;re most interested in the work I do. During 2025 we finished the last of the shippable bits for the MANDATORY FAILURE Kickstarter project (book sketches and marker-colored sketch cards) and I dove back into the core deliverables for FUNCTION OF FIREPOWER, starting with the Bonus Story, &#8220;Refulgence of Refuge.&#8221;</p> <p>That story deserves its own blog post, because it&#8217;s a really cool story, and the story OF the story is still unfolding by virture of the fact that I&#8217;m still drawing the pictures. Until then, here&#8217;s a picture.</p> <div class="wp-block-image"> <figure class="aligncenter size-large"><img loading="lazy" decoding="async" width="782" height="1024" src="https://howardtayler.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/01/BLOG-FofRoR-P1-782x1024.png" alt="A work-in-progress page from a comic book. The narration and dialog tell the story of Earth 66 million years ago, and the feathered, raptor-oid dinosaurs who built a radio tower." class="wp-image-8023" sizes="auto, (max-width: 782px) 100vw, 782px" /><figcaption class="wp-element-caption">Page 1 of &#8220;Refulgence of Refuge.&#8221; </figcaption></figure> </div> <p>So&#8230; that&#8217;s my 2025 round-up, along with a bit of insight into what 2026 will hold. I have more to say about (and during) 2026, but this is running long, and I haven&#8217;t even added the footnotes yet⁴.</p> <p class="has-text-align-center">———</p> <p><em>¹ I&#8217;ve talked about this before. tl;dr—I got sick during Wave Zero in early 2020, and now I have Long Covid, which manifests mostly as chronic fatigue.</em><br><em>² In 2024<a href="https://howardtayler.com/2024/02/long-covid-and-me/"> I promised that I&#8217;d publish all the details on the construction of these things</a>. I still haven&#8217;t done that, but I have all my notes. We even filmed a video of me building a new Technocane in 2025. So&#8230; I&#8217;m working on it.</em><br><em>³ EOE, which we&#8217;re addressing with 6FED. Unpacking that would be a three-page footnote. But now you have the acronyms, so you can upack them on your own.</em><br><em>⁴ Okay, that was a half-truth. I&#8217;d already written and formatted the first three footnotes. I write those as I go. But I hadn&#8217;t added THIS one yet. I guess that means it was more like a ¼-truth?</em></p>]]></description>
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	<title>GenCon Indy 2025</title>
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	<dc:creator>Howard Tayler</dc:creator>
	<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jul 2025 09:44:33 -0600</pubDate>
	<description><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ll be at GenCon Indy from July 31st through August 3rd. You can find me with Jim Zub, Stacy King, and Sandra Tayler in Booth 1349. </p>]]></description>
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	<title>BOOK 19 Kickstarter: 10 Days Left</title>
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	<dc:creator>Howard Tayler</dc:creator>
	<pubDate>Tue, 08 Apr 2025 12:01:21 -0600</pubDate>
	<description><![CDATA[<p>Somebody (probably Howard) forgot to post this news. You should have seen it three weeks ago. Whoops! </p> <p>We&#8217;re <a href="https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/howardtayler/a-function-of-firepower-schlock-mercenary-book-19">crowdfunding A FUNCTION OF FIREPOWER</a>, and the project closes in just <em>ten days.</em> The cover looks a lot like this: </p> <figure class="wp-block-image size-large"><img loading="lazy" decoding="async" width="791" height="1024" src="https://howardtayler.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/04/FoF-MasterCover-DraftFront-V1-SMALL-791x1024.png" alt="" class="wp-image-8003" sizes="auto, (max-width: 791px) 100vw, 791px" /><figcaption>Cover design by Howard Tayler. Cover illustration by Garrett Berner.</figcaption></figure> <p>The bonus story in A FUNCTION OF FIREPOWER is called &#8220;Refulgence of Refuge,&#8221; and it will fill in some of the blanks surrounding the end of Earth&#8217;s raptoroid civilization sixty-six-ish million years ago. </p> <p>Would you like to see the first page? Of course you would! </p> <figure class="wp-block-image size-large"><img loading="lazy" decoding="async" width="791" height="1024" src="https://howardtayler.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/04/19-FoF-Bonus-P01-SM-April8th-791x1024.png" alt="" class="wp-image-8004" sizes="auto, (max-width: 791px) 100vw, 791px" /><figcaption>The first page of &#8220;Refulgence of Refuge,&#8221; written and illustrated by Howard Tayler</figcaption></figure> <p>Many of the stretch goals have already been unlocked, including some which provide freebies to everyone (not just backers!) Head on over to <a href="https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/howardtayler/a-function-of-firepower-schlock-mercenary-book-19">the Kickstarter page for A FUNCTION OF FIREPOWER</a>, click into the Updates, and get the full-sized mobile and 4k versions of this wallpaper!</p> <figure class="wp-block-image size-full"><img loading="lazy" decoding="async" width="1000" height="563" src="https://howardtayler.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/04/Wallpaper-FoF-IndiaOnFire-SM.png" alt="" class="wp-image-8005" sizes="auto, (max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px" /></figure> <p>I apologize for not posting this sooner. It&#8217;s been a busy month, and Long COVID means I&#8217;ve dropped more than a few balls, but really, I could have left myself a reminder and gotten this done. Sorry about that! </p>]]></description>
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	<title>The Sketching Begins!</title>
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	<dc:creator>Howard Tayler</dc:creator>
	<pubDate>Thu, 23 Jan 2025 13:51:29 -0700</pubDate>
	<description><![CDATA[<p>Book 18, <em>Mandatory Failure,</em> has arrived from the printer. I&#8217;ve signed about 2500 copies, and we&#8217;ve begun queueing those up for sketches. </p> <figure class="wp-block-image size-large"><img loading="lazy" decoding="async" width="1024" height="659" src="https://howardtayler.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/01/image-1024x659.png" alt="" class="wp-image-7994" sizes="auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px" /><figcaption>A few stacks of MANDATORY FAILURE awaiting sketches from Howard</figcaption></figure> <p>My stamina is not what it used to be. I&#8217;m as fast as ever, but I wear out pretty quickly. Slow and steady, then. If you&#8217;ve ordered a sketch edition, it&#8217;s in one of these boxes stacked against the wall, and it might be waiting there for a while&#8230;</p> <figure class="wp-block-image size-large"><img loading="lazy" decoding="async" width="1024" height="697" src="https://howardtayler.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/01/image-1-1024x697.png" alt="" class="wp-image-7995" sizes="auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px" /><figcaption>Twelve hundred books. It&#8217;s a good thing the sub-floor in this room is solid concrete. Books are heavy.</figcaption></figure> <p>I&#8217;m also doing sketch cards for some of you. I&#8217;ve finished about 200 of those already, and another 270 remain to be done. Those take longer, but I can work on them from my zero-gravity recliner, which lets me work for much longer stretches. </p> <p>How long will you be waiting for your sketched book? I do not know! One thing that I learned in 2024 is that I need to recalibrate my estimates. I promise you this, though: I&#8217;ll work on these every day, and I&#8217;ll pace myself carefully.</p>]]></description>
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	<title>2024 In Review</title>
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	<dc:creator>Howard Tayler</dc:creator>
	<pubDate>Thu, 23 Jan 2025 13:49:21 -0700</pubDate>
	<description><![CDATA[<p>How did 2024 go for me? </p> <p>Well, the beginning of the answer to that question can be found in the date of this post. We&#8217;re two-thirds of the way through January and I&#8217;m only now finding the time and energy to write a year-end thingy. </p> <p>The end of the answer is a bit bleak. In summary, I learned that I&#8217;m more disabled than I thought I was. I still make big plans with high hopes, but then I overdo it and end up &#8220;soft&#8221; crashing for weeks at a time. This has delayed everything, including the release of Book 18, which we originally planned to be shipping six months ago. </p> <p>The middle of the answer, the meaty part, would be a retrospective itinerary of sorts, and I&#8217;m not sure I have the energy for that kind of detail. </p> <p>The high points: I finished everything that was keeping Book 18 from being sent to the printer, and I started working on the Bonus Story for Book 19. I attended GenCon Indy, WXR 2024: Write on the Navigator, and Dragonsteel Nexus. I learned to prepare a wide variety of 6FED-friendly meals for Sandra, and because necessity is the mother of invention I invented a no-egg mayonnaise.</p> <p>One thing I&#8217;m quite pleased with: I spent very little time adjusting, revising, or re-working my zero-gravity workstation. Similarly, I didn&#8217;t need to iterate my Technocane. I probably put 300 hours into those things during 2023, and those hours began paying dividends in 2024. I learned that there is enormous satisfaction to be found in consuming the fruits of a job well done. </p> <p>I wish I&#8217;d done more, though. I planned to do more, but the chronic fatigue aspects of Long Covid are, to me, the plow described by poet Robert Burns when he bemoaned the state of the best laid plans of mice and men. My plans were big, but were mouse-sized compared to the churning, earth-moving disruption of this disability. </p> <p>Bleak, perhaps, but let me play a hopeful note as we return to the end of the answer: I learned a lot about my new limits during 2024, and I began arriving at strategies to make the most of the narrower space within which I must work. I won&#8217;t make any promises for 2025, not yet at least, because one of those strategies is learning to take things day by day.</p> <p>Today has been productive for me. I haven&#8217;t done all of the things, but even at my healthiest I was never able to do <em>all</em> of the things. I can accept that. I have learned to take the win, and then take a break.</p>]]></description>
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	<title>Dragonsteel Nexus This Week!</title>
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	<dc:creator>Howard Tayler</dc:creator>
	<pubDate>Tue, 03 Dec 2024 16:02:05 -0700</pubDate>
	<description><![CDATA[<p>Sandra and I will be at DragonSteel Nexus this week, signing, sketching, and saying hello from our booth in the Exhibitors Hall. </p> <figure class="wp-block-image size-full"><img loading="lazy" decoding="async" width="974" height="855" src="https://howardtayler.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/12/image.png" alt="" class="wp-image-7989" sizes="auto, (max-width: 974px) 100vw, 974px" /></figure> <p>For daily updates, you can follow us on BlueSky &#8211; <a href="https://bsky.app/profile/howardtayler.bsky.social">howardtayler</a> and <a href="https://bsky.app/profile/sandratayler.bsky.social">sandratayler</a> respectively. We&#8217;ll post pictures!</p>]]></description>
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	<title>Structuring Life to Support Creativity</title>
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	<dc:creator>Howard Tayler</dc:creator>
	<pubDate>Tue, 16 Jul 2024 10:00:07 -0600</pubDate>
	<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.sandratayler.com/index.php/bio/">Sandra Tayler</a>, whom you may know as the editor, publisher, project manager, and so much more behind <em>Schlock Mercenary</em>, is crowdfunding a book called <a href="https://www.backerkit.com/c/projects/sandra-tayler/structuring-life-to-support-creativity">STRUCTURING LIFE TO SUPPORT CREATIVITY</a>. </p> <figure class="wp-block-image size-full"><a href="https://www.backerkit.com/c/projects/sandra-tayler/structuring-life-to-support-creativity"><img loading="lazy" decoding="async" width="922" height="509" src="https://howardtayler.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/07/image-2.png" alt="" class="wp-image-7980" sizes="auto, (max-width: 922px) 100vw, 922px" /></a><figcaption><a href="https://www.backerkit.com/c/projects/sandra-tayler/structuring-life-to-support-creativity">https://www.backerkit.com/c/projects/sandra-tayler/structuring-life-to-support-creativity</a></figcaption></figure> <p>I can personally vouch for the principles and practices presented in this book, but that&#8217;s probably kind of obvious. Sandra has worked with many other people and organizations over the last decade, so this book is far, far more than just (!) the life experience of someone who wrangled a single cartoonist into profitability while managing her own career writing children&#8217;s books and short stories. </p> <p>Follow the links above to read more about the project. It has funded, and just yesterday Sandra crossed the &#8220;we get to make an audiobook&#8221; stretch goal. <strong>The project closes in two days</strong>, though, so if you want to throw some momentum into it on the home stretch, now&#8217;s the time. </p>]]></description>
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	<title>Beverly Hills Cop: Axel F</title>
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	<dc:creator>Howard Tayler</dc:creator>
	<pubDate>Fri, 05 Jul 2024 16:39:24 -0600</pubDate>
	<description><![CDATA[<p>Years ago while trying to explain that a bad remake does not ruin your childhood, I described modern remakes as attempts to make money by &#8220;strip-mining nostalgia.&#8221; And before I explain the metaphor further, let me clearly state that BEVERLY HILLS COP: AXEL F is a much, much better movie than that. </p> <div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter size-full"><img loading="lazy" decoding="async" width="614" height="905" src="https://howardtayler.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/07/image-1.png" alt="" class="wp-image-7974" sizes="auto, (max-width: 614px) 100vw, 614px" /><figcaption>Beverly Hills Cop: Axel F &#8211; NETFLIX</figcaption></figure></div> <p>Strip-mining is how you destroy the landscape to get at just one thing. The strip-mining nostalgia metaphor kind of means &#8220;ruin my affection for the franchise.&#8221; And BEVERLY HILLS COP: AXEL F did NOT ruin things. </p> <p>I watched all three <em>Beverly Hills Cop</em> films before watching this, and then I watched the first one <em>again</em>, with Sandra, who hadn&#8217;t actually seen it. </p> <p>She agreed with my assessment of the first film: <strong>the original BEVERLY HILLS COP is a very good movie</strong>, and the music deserved acting credit because it was not just instrumental (hah!) to the atmosphere of the film, it helped tell the story in ways that almost-but-not-quite crossed into the line of musical theater. </p> <p><strong>BEVERLY HILLS COP II was a competent, 80&#8217;s-era sequel. </strong>The production team knew how to make a good movie, but they didn&#8217;t really understand the science of a brilliant sequel. This was the 80&#8217;s, almost nobody understood that. </p> <p><strong>BEVERLY HILLS COP III was awful</strong>, and its biggest sin lay in the orchestral variations on Harold Faltermeyer&#8217;s &#8220;Axel F&#8221; theme. They were competent¹ arrangements, sure, but they sounded like they belonged in &#8220;Axel Foley Goes to Silverado.&#8221; Which I would watch, provided it was not made by the people who made BEVERLY HILLS COP III.</p> <p><strong>BEVERLY HILLS COP: AXEL F was made by people who <em>do</em> understand the science of a good sequel.</strong> It follows the beat chart of the first movie, but it doesn&#8217;t just go through the motions. It knows what those beats are for, and why they worked, and it leans into that understanding to deliver what, for some people, can serve as a master-class in making a franchise film. </p> <p>I&#8217;ve read several articles about the production of the film, and the most interesting thing I learned was that they re-recorded the Axel F theme using the original synths, which they got from a museum. This meant the theme had the same *exact* waveforms, delivering that familiar sound even after giving it the deconstruction and theme-and-variations treatment. That one song could now support multiple scenes without making us feel like they were just playing samples of the same song over and over. <em>(Which, thanks to Crazy Frog², is a treatment we have definitely seen applied to Axel F. )</em></p> <p>BEVERLY HILLS COP: AXEL F follows the same basic plot as the first two films, in that the audience and the protagonist know who the bad guy is, and the detective work lies in accumulating the right evidence, and then surviving to deliver it³. It also improves on the scene-to-scene flow⁴ of that formula, giving us snappy dialog and dramatic moments that run straight up against action. </p> <p>I should sum up. I&#8217;ve watched BEVERLY HILLS COP: AXEL F twice now, and I have no regrets. I&#8217;m not tracking my thresholds lately, but this one definitely clears the Threshold of Awesome. It was better than just &#8220;better than I expected it to be,&#8221; and that might sound like low praise, but I&#8217;ll definitely watch it a third time. Hopefully that helps you calibrate your own expectations.</p> <h4 class="wp-block-heading"><em>— notes —</em></h4> <p><em>¹ I used &#8216;competent&#8217; twice because it&#8217;s the right word. In the arts it kind of means &#8220;knows how to hold a paintbrush, mix colors, and create a painting, but doesn&#8217;t know how to make actual art.&#8221;</em></p> <p><em>² Google &#8220;Crazy Frog&#8221; at your peril. It was silly fun twenty years ago, but now it just leaves me annoyed, and ashamed for having liked it once.</em></p> <p><em>³ The third film messes with the formula, giving us a plot twist right at the end. It was a nice idea, but it was not executed well. Just take my word for it. Don&#8217;t go watch BEVERLY HILLS COP III. Sure, you can go listen to &#8220;Crazy Frog&#8221; at your peril but BHCIII is a different level of DO NOT.</em> </p> <p><em>³ &#8220;Scene-sequel&#8221; format, which comes to us from Dwight Swain&#8217;s TECHNIQUES OF THE WORKING WRITER, is perfectly employed here. You don&#8217;t need to know that to enjoy the movie, but if you are a writer then it&#8217;s something you should pay attention to.</em></p>]]></description>
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