How to Write Glowing Fan Mail

Just got this today:

Sir,

I just finished Teraport Wars, savoring it slowly, only a few pages a day, during breaks at work.  It was an act of willpower greater than any I’ve ever attempted in my life before. 

If Leonardo Da Vinci were alive today, he’d come to you for genius lessons.

Truly and without hyperbole it was the best work I have been privileged to read since The Tub of Happiness.

Thank you,

C.W.

That, ladies and gentlemen, is how to write glowing fan-mail for the cartoonist. And now if you'll excuse me, I need to go bask in the effulgent rays of my own brilliance some more. Winter is coming, and I want to maintain a decent tan.

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