PureHero clothing ROCKS
Posted January 26th, 2006 by Howard Tayler
A couple of days ago my “Punisher” shirt arrived from PureHero — these are the guys helping to sponsor your daily Schlock fix with the Blog Ad to the left. The shirt is made out of a very fine polyester mesh (not “big-hole” mesh like gym clothes, but mesh just the same) with a monstrous latex skull on the front.
I’ll sum it up in three words: New Favorite Shirt.
In the photograph here I’ve got a black undershirt beneath my Pure Hero Punisher Crew, and I’m sporting black jeans, New Rock boots, one o’ them Hot Topic black belts, and a 50-year-old dark wool overcoat.
I wore this ensemble to The Movie Trading Company where our Friday night gamemaster works. His boss took one look at it and said something to the effect of “looks great… but you’re not packing are you?” No, my Frank Castle fantasy stops well short of me carrying submachine guns and large-bore assault pistols (to the video store.)
To be sure, Frank Castle would never wear this shirt. It’s too comfortable. Too STYLISH. His shirts need to be scratchy, and full of things like metal filings and dried paint.
Anyway, if you’re wondering whether the PureHero merchandise is worth the money (this was about twice the cost of a regular cotton tee-shirt), I assure you it is. Because, as I said, “NEW FAVORITE SHIRT.”
–Howard
January 26th, 2006 at 2:59 pm
Looking good, pinkskin! :)
January 26th, 2006 at 3:13 pm
That logo is definitely not worn enough to be the real thing, but looks nice. :)
January 26th, 2006 at 3:34 pm
Gee, Howard, I had no idea you were so short!
January 26th, 2006 at 3:53 pm
Yeah, foreshortening does that. I always look shorter when photgraphed from above. (This photo was taken at waist-height looking almost straight down on me. We had to be careful not to get Sandra’s foot in the shot, or I would have looked REALLY tiny.)
January 26th, 2006 at 9:36 pm
Or it would’ve looked like a crossover between “The Punisher” and “Attack of the Fifty-Foot Woman”. An interesting movie proposal if I’ve ever heard one.
January 27th, 2006 at 4:59 am
Now, that’s the nice thing about Virginia. I CAN pack at the video store [eeevil grin]
January 27th, 2006 at 7:59 am
My cousin the goth… need to get that skin more pale though.
January 27th, 2006 at 8:15 am
Howard, seeing that picture contrasted with the pictures I have of you in my mind’s eye with a beard… you look WAY younger without the beard.
-D
January 27th, 2006 at 8:38 am
He looks younger because he’s skinnier. Although one advantage from shooting from above is that it makes the face and neck more flattering.
January 27th, 2006 at 9:30 am
It is a nice shirt… although I like this version a little better:
http://www.thinkgeek.com/pvp/swag/7135/ ;)
January 27th, 2006 at 10:51 am
You need to get your CCW permit… :D
Here’s all the info ‘ya need.
http://www.packing.org/state/utah/
January 28th, 2006 at 2:05 am
The camera angle… It’s Chibi Howard!
January 29th, 2006 at 7:21 am
Awww, AK-Nut…you beat me to it! Then he needs to get his Florida out-of-state CCW permit, so between the two permits, he could carry legally in 32 states!
http://licgweb.doacs.state.fl.us/weapons/
Hey, what’s that sound?
April 14th, 2006 at 8:17 am
premature ejaculation and zoloft
PureHero clothing ROCKS
April 14th, 2006 at 5:12 pm
music download
PureHero clothing ROCKS