January 31, 2003

We have a winner! Unfortunately, it's not me. My cholesterol was 243. Still, that's down from last year, and I'm feeling pretty healthy, so things could certainly be a lot worse.

That's the only bit of news I've got that actually requires me to update this page. I'm having one of those days in which I can't get the 'funny' to flow well, so writing much more than this would be an exercise in long and lame, instead of just lame, which means I'm just gonna stop here.