Tagon: I've been speaking with our employer. The campaign is going very well.
Tagon: Ob'enn expansion has been halted on three of their five current fronts, and the core of a kinder, gentler Ob'enn culture is already taking shape on the interspeciated resort habitat where we've been keeping P.O.W.s.
Tagon: Our casualties have been a little heavier than usual, though, so Petey has upped our combat bonuses by 20%.
Schlock: Interspeciated resort habitat. That sounds like a place full of bathtubs, ovalkwik, and old comic books.
Legs: Forget the combat bonuses. I want to switch sides, and then get captured.