Tagon: I have a small, special operations mission up for grabs. I need two volunteers, ASAP.
Tagon: It's a deep teraport insertion into an enemy base, with two days of hiding, followed by extraction or elimination of a hostile individual.
Tagon: Our intel is first-rate on this. Our gear and training easily outmatches any guards we'll encounter on the base.
Elf: Sir, my schedule says that all week I'm supposed to be in a bikini fighting off amorous cabana boys.
Schlock: Can't do it. I've got four days of bath to catch up on.
Tagon: Pay is 10x base, plus a 50% live-extraction bonus.
Elf: The perp is already in my bag sir.
Schlock: I call shotgun.