Friday, October 8, 2004

Transcript for Friday, October 8, 2004
Petey-Narrator: "Your teraport cage works fine as long as the enemy doesn't know it's there. It can mask a few 'ports, but only a few, which is why we can't send more than three of you down."
Tagon: Here's our first stop. Sergeant, get the cover open.
Petey-Narrator: "But... if the enemy figures this out, adn really cranks up their anti-teraport scanning, you'll only get a single 'port out of it, and then only if you're lucky."
Tagon: If we're going to convince anybody we came in this way, you have to get all the way dipped in it.
Petey-Narrator: "Early misdirection is therefore the key to a safe extraction."
Schlock: Travel the galaxy, meet interesting new people, and then swim in their poop.
Elf: Do not make me laugh when my face is in this stuff.


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