Narrator: Tem Phica, Ystreben guerrilla and pawn of the Ob'enn.
Phica: With you on our side, our just cause cannot fail, Colonel.
Pranger: The only 'just' I do is 'just pay us on time.' I'm not interested in your preaching, Phica.
Narrator: Colonel Drake Pranger, of Pranger's Bangers, the most famous company of mercenaries in the galaxy.
Narrator: A room full of goons, guns, and assorted potential mayhem.
Narrator: Captain Kaff Tagon, Lt. Ellen Foxworthy, and Sergeant Schlock. . .
SFX: KICK
Narrator: . . .Kinetic mayhem.
Tagon: Whoa... That's Pranger.
SFX: BLBLBLAM
Narrator: And our final player, "Charlie Foxtrot."