Narrator: Tagon has Elf under one arm, and an unconscious prisoner under the other. He can't return fire.
Narrator: Wedged in there as well is the Flagon of House Phica, now "Schlock in a Cup."
Narrator: In the cup with the now-reduced Schlock is Elf's recoilless Gauss-gun.
MiniSchlock: I feel like I should be doing something.
Narrator: "Recoilless" does not mean "zero recoil."
MiniSchlock: Yeee-HAH!