Monday, November 1, 2004

Commentary: The author has not apologized to George Lucas for this particular strip, but George hasn't apologized to the author for midichlorians or Jar-Jar Binks. Someone needs to stage an intervention.

Transcript for Monday, November 1, 2004
Narrator: Meanwhile, in a galaxy far, far away (and long ago)
Obi-wan: Unnhh...
Luke: Obi-wan, what is it?
Obi-wan: I felt a great disturbance in the force, as if thousands of Schlock Mercenary readers emailed the author in anger, and their emails went unanswered.
Obi-wan: I fear something terrible has happened to a major character.
Luke: Oh, it'll be alright, Ben. Maybe he'll get brought back as one of those creepy, glowing, force-ghost thingies.


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