Narrator: The recently commissioned Reverend Lieutenant Theo Fobius is off to break bad news. He has brought two grunts with him: Nick and Shep - some of Captain Kaff Tagon's original recruits.
Theo: Okay, guys, this is the place. Remember, let me do all the talking. Just stand at ease and look respectable.
Nick: Heh. Us, look respectable?
Shep: Hey cut 'im some slack, Nick. The new louies always issue stupid orders.
Narrator: Shep's visor is a symbiont he picked up as a child on Venus. It allows him to see quite a bit better than the others. This is important, because he's about to see something.
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SFX: Wait wait wait wait
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Theo: Nobody's home. Maybe he's out eating or shopping or something.
Shep: Oh, there's somebody home. Three somebodies. They jus' don' want to come to the door.
Nick: Shep, peekin' like that is jus' rude.
Shep: Whoa... Helmets up!
Shep: NOW!
Shep: Lemme show ya some rude.
Narrator: The rude actions of Nick and Shep (as well as the response from their newbie reverend louie) will have to wait. Be patient. Churlish impatience would be rude.